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Chris Frost
09-04-2008, 16:25
Villains are far more interesting, but I'm torn between being Magneto (X-Men, power over all metal objects) or The Joker ;)

My Missus would be Storm. That's about right for her, she's like a hurricane. She leaves destruction and chaos in her wake, or is that her description of me :lol:


Over to you lot...

greenhomeelectronics
09-04-2008, 17:09
I want to be dildo man.

Mr. C
09-04-2008, 17:39
Thanos

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/06/Thanos.png/250px-Thanos.png

Chris Frost
09-04-2008, 18:04
Thanos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanos) - Now that's a dark villain.

Is there something you want to tell us, Mr.C ;)

Filterlab
09-04-2008, 19:11
Not really a super hero, but being the invisible man is highly appealing. :D

The Grand Wazoo
22-08-2011, 22:56
From The Grave

Marco
22-08-2011, 23:17
Invisible would be well cool, as would the ability to read people's minds :)

Marco.

Rare Bird
23-08-2011, 00:30
Jerry Cornelius

Rare Bird
23-08-2011, 00:43
Invisible would be well cool, as would the ability to read people's minds :)



The Champions dude they could communicate via telepathy :eyebrows:

WOStantonCS100
23-08-2011, 01:22
Hans Jörg Gudegast :eyebrows:

goraman
23-08-2011, 01:39
Super Enimaman !!!
With my trusty side kick colostomy boy!


And my sworn arch enemy, the flying toilet paper hermaphrodite.
Special guest star Mr. Hanky. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DS-aqVnIQI&feature=related

My super secret weapon.

MartinT
23-08-2011, 04:51
There's no following that :eek:

The Grand Wazoo
23-08-2011, 07:10
Super Enimaman !!!


Michael Hubert Kenyon - Mild mannered auditor for the Illinois Department of Revenue by day and ski masked Illinois Enema Bandit by night!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FaRN-dw_rms/Ra-dF_edGnI/AAAAAAAAAYY/cflYC4_S27c/s400/untitled.bmp

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_H._Kenyon


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Spectral Morn
23-08-2011, 07:41
Villain: Sebastian Shaw head of the Hell Fire Club from the XMen

I will come back with a Hero later.


Regards D S D L

Marco
23-08-2011, 07:54
I've always had a penchant for owning some X-Ray specs! Never mind 'up-skirt videos'..... :eyebrows:

Marco.

StanleyB
23-08-2011, 09:23
I've always had a penchant for owning some X-ray specs! Never mind 'up-skirt videos'
Have you tried looking on eBay (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/X-RAY-GOGS-GLASSES-Vision-Goggles-Specs-Joke-Sci-Fi-Toy-/400231451769?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5d2fa74c79)?

Thing Fish
23-08-2011, 09:31
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-SQYp9tM8KF4/TlNzMja42CI/AAAAAAAABW8/eoqLeWKBVV8/s288/500x_.jpg

goraman
23-08-2011, 11:44
Michael Hubert Kenyon - Mild mannered auditor for the Illinois Department of Revenue by day and ski masked Illinois Enema Bandit by night!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FaRN-dw_rms/Ra-dF_edGnI/AAAAAAAAAYY/cflYC4_S27c/s400/untitled.bmp

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_H._Kenyon


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Wow, real life is odder than anything my warped brain can imagine,what a freak show we call Earth.:lolsign:

The Grand Wazoo
26-08-2011, 08:00
Well, comic books have never really been my thing, so I had to do a little research & I've found 2 superhero's that I think are rather spiffy.
They both come from a gang of characters called Section 8.

Firstly:

Dogwelder

Whose special power was that he would overcome his enemies by welding a dead dog to their faces!

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/574/377763-75738-dogwelder_large.JPG




Secondly:

The Defenestrator

Who carried around a window in order to smash it over the heads of evil-doers, or sometimes he would just throw them through it!

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/15659/1493859-defenstrator1_large.jpg http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_txo23_n9b2k/TJv4vmAsjAI/AAAAAAAAA8o/G6SWn7_0XzY/s400/the+defenestrator.jpg










.........actually, come to think of it the whole of Section 8 were apparently pretty remarkable!

http://houseeuphrates.org/images/dogwel1.jpg


From: http://houseeuphrates.org/articles/dogwelder.htm


Section 8:
Sixpack: whose special ability is drunkenness and beating villains with broken-off liquor bottles.

Dogwelder: A thin, silent man in a welder's mask who spot welds dead canines to the faces of evildoers.

Bueno Excelente: An obese, sweaty, and bald Latin who "defeats evil with the power of perversion."

The Defenestrator: A large, burly man in a denim jacket, black sunglasses, who carries around a window through which he forcefully throws his enemies.

Friendly Fire: A large man in a red cowl, he would easily be the most powerful of Section 8's heroes if he were to shoot anything other than allies with his energy bolts

Jean de Baton-Baton: A bizarrely gaunt walking Frenchmen who defeats enemies with "the power of Frenchness," as expressed by savage beatings with a baton and blinding others with rings of garlic and onions.

Phlegm-Gem: A sickly, thin, bald man in a green suit and a purple domino mask who has the ability to produce and expel large volumes of phlegm. Yuck!

Shakes: A thin, hairy vagrant who upsets people through stutters and shaking. How terrifying!

Rich Conroy
26-08-2011, 08:17
Wasn't there a character in the old 2000 AD comics who was so evil that he had his body fused to someone else? I think his name was Camerclegg.
OK then, Judge Dredd.

JazzBones
26-08-2011, 10:22
I doubt I could get into any of the outfits anymore, hell, I have probs with my Y fronts when I want and urgent piddle :doh: However, if I could get the missus into the 'Catwoman' outfit now and again......MMMMmmmmm! :eyebrows:

Ron the purve :lol:

Alex_UK
26-08-2011, 12:45
Section 8:
Sixpack: whose special ability is drunkenness and beating villains with broken-off liquor bottles.

Dogwelder: A thin, silent man in a welder's mask who spot welds dead canines to the faces of evildoers.

Bueno Excelente: An obese, sweaty, and bald Latin who "defeats evil with the power of perversion."

The Defenestrator: A large, burly man in a denim jacket, black sunglasses, who carries around a window through which he forcefully throws his enemies.

Friendly Fire: A large man in a red cowl, he would easily be the most powerful of Section 8's heroes if he were to shoot anything other than allies with his energy bolts

Jean de Baton-Baton: A bizarrely gaunt walking Frenchmen who defeats enemies with "the power of Frenchness," as expressed by savage beatings with a baton and blinding others with rings of garlic and onions.

Phlegm-Gem: A sickly, thin, bald man in a green suit and a purple domino mask who has the ability to produce and expel large volumes of phlegm. Yuck!

Shakes: A thin, hairy vagrant who upsets people through stutters and shaking. How terrifying!

Those aren't comic book characters Chris, that's half the mods and regulars here on AoS! ;)

The Grand Wazoo
26-08-2011, 16:34
Those aren't comic book characters Chris, that's half the mods and regulars here on AoS! ;)

I'm sure I don't know what you mean Alex!

Tim
26-08-2011, 16:57
Don't really know many superheroes, but I would choose to be invisible if I could :)

Marco
29-08-2011, 00:42
Yes, you'd save a fortune in installing 'spy cams' in ladies toilets! :lol: :eyebrows:

Marco.