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The Grand Wazoo
07-02-2009, 09:27
There's an item on the radio at the moment about misheard lyrics - you know the kind of thing:
"..........Im just a poor boy, nobody loves me,
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from these pork sausages"
Well this reminded me of the bacon sandwich song by Julie London / Ella Fitzgerald / Marie Wilson etc.
:piano:......"Fry me a sliver"
Beechwoods
07-02-2009, 09:29
Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze
'...skuse me while I kiss this guy'
David Bowie, Space Oddity
'For here
Am I sh**ting in a tin can'
Spectral Morn
07-02-2009, 09:48
BON JOVI , Living on a prayer
".......we're half way there.... living on a chair.... "(should be prayer.)
I can't remember the name of the band....John might know, Heavy Rock band
"When the needle rises take a stand...." (should be need )
Regards D S D L---Neil :)
DanJennings
21-10-2009, 15:17
pretty self explanatory, I'll start the show...
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1, 2, 3, RIBENA!
Vintcross my babos to loove... Hue & Cry. Answers on a postcard. (it's alright I did work it out)
The Grand Wazoo
21-10-2009, 18:59
I started something like this thread.
Over there -----------------> http://theartofsound.net/forum/showthread.php?t=2031&highlight=mangled+lyrics
07-02-2009, 09:27 AM <-----------------------Back then
My favourite was always Madonna with La Isla Bonita -
Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song
A young girl with eyes like the desert
but to me, the last line was
A young girl with eyes like potatoes
http://open.spotify.com/track/2Iib2MV3ECFJAourgP9dlY
aquapiranha
21-10-2009, 21:28
Might as well face it, you're a d**k with a glove.
Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.
robbed from the web...
Stratmangler
21-10-2009, 21:30
Dire Straits had a massive hit with.....
Money for nothing, and there's chips for tea.
Chris:)
aquapiranha
21-10-2009, 21:30
A year has passed since I broke my nose
aquapiranha
21-10-2009, 21:33
http://img212.exs.cx/img212/7792/legolaschipshop3wy.jpg
All of those are fantastic! I could well end up wetting myself after this - http://www.kissthisguy.com/
such gems as:
My anus is the center hole :lol:
and
Don't break my heart, my eggy bready heart :D
There's the Police with 'Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley'
Sorry Dan - I think we've taken it away on the other thread TGW links to above, but thanks for doing an impromptu "from the grave" (its not even Monday!) - I think we could all do with a good giggle! ;)
My wife misheard a Bob Dylan lyric as:
'She can take the dog out of a night-time'
DanJennings
22-10-2009, 09:23
She looks like a moomin (repeated) at about the 40 second mark
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DanJennings
22-10-2009, 09:24
There's the Police with 'Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley'
I always preferred 'Salami'
DanJennings
22-10-2009, 09:29
wow, I feel a bit like I'm spamming... oh well....
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The Jam - ''Eating Trifles"
The Grand Wazoo
22-10-2009, 22:58
David Bowie - Soul Love (from Ziggy Stardust)
'New love - a boy and girl are talking
New words - that only they can share in
New words - a love so strong it tears their hearts
To sleep - through the fleeting hours of morning
Love is careless in its choosing - sweeping over Cross and Blackwell'
The Jam - ''Eating Trifles"
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
A favourite from my yoof - that is very funny!
The Grand Wazoo
13-04-2011, 23:49
As suggested by Barry in the Degrees of Separation thread, I'm resurrecting this thread with some of his favourite music
Mercyful Fate - 'Come to the Sabbath'
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I'm particularly taken with the lyrics from the 2nd verse (starting at about 18 seconds in) which appear to say:
Come, come to the Sabbath
Down by the ruined bridge
Leaning on the rusty vaginas
Called from the heart of Hell
Please note - the music described in this post does not necessarily reflect the taste of the author!
Pete The Cat
14-04-2011, 09:45
Another one used by Maxell in an advert, virtually every line of The Skids' "Into The Valley" delivers, eg...
"Juicy men embalmed her,
Lung nearly gave"
Pete
Can't for the life of me remember who it was, but when I was a youngster me and my mate dug out his mum's singles, and an old blue record player (Dansette or similar, I guess) and were wetting ourselves at a guy singing that he would "swap his penis for a candy bar." It rather ruined it when his mum told us it was actually his peanuts he wanted to swap...
{EDIT - found it - it wasn't his penis he wanted to swap, he wanted to bet with it - it was - Eddie Cochran - The Drive in Show - about 25 seconds in... and again at 1:15! :D}
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I literally cried watching this... :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Uv2fVaHSISw
Canetoad
18-08-2013, 16:55
Bloody brilliant!!! :lol:
The kids are really starting to grow up Alex. You must be very proud!
spotify:track:2seyQmk4bGYwHC0MoJWnWi
Honor Them All appears to begin in a fowl manner, "See the chicken choose your friends...." :lol:
Of course, what Janis is actually singing is the not so 'poultry', "See that you can choose your friends...." :D
mr sneff
06-11-2013, 19:29
The Ken Lee mangling of Mariah Carey's Without You _
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LTLEVC-sfQ
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