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The Grand Wazoo
07-02-2009, 09:27
There's an item on the radio at the moment about misheard lyrics - you know the kind of thing:

"..........Im just a poor boy, nobody loves me,
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from these pork sausages"

Well this reminded me of the bacon sandwich song by Julie London / Ella Fitzgerald / Marie Wilson etc.

:piano:......"Fry me a sliver"

Beechwoods
07-02-2009, 09:29
Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze
'...skuse me while I kiss this guy'

David Bowie, Space Oddity
'For here
Am I sh**ting in a tin can'

Spectral Morn
07-02-2009, 09:48
BON JOVI , Living on a prayer


".......we're half way there.... living on a chair.... "(should be prayer.)


I can't remember the name of the band....John might know, Heavy Rock band


"When the needle rises take a stand...." (should be need )



Regards D S D L---Neil :)

DanJennings
21-10-2009, 15:17
pretty self explanatory, I'll start the show...

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1, 2, 3, RIBENA!

Puffin
21-10-2009, 18:49
Vintcross my babos to loove... Hue & Cry. Answers on a postcard. (it's alright I did work it out)

The Grand Wazoo
21-10-2009, 18:59
I started something like this thread.

Over there -----------------> http://theartofsound.net/forum/showthread.php?t=2031&highlight=mangled+lyrics

07-02-2009, 09:27 AM <-----------------------Back then

Alex_UK
21-10-2009, 21:20
My favourite was always Madonna with La Isla Bonita -

Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song
A young girl with eyes like the desert

but to me, the last line was

A young girl with eyes like potatoes

http://open.spotify.com/track/2Iib2MV3ECFJAourgP9dlY

aquapiranha
21-10-2009, 21:28
Might as well face it, you're a d**k with a glove.

Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.

robbed from the web...

Stratmangler
21-10-2009, 21:30
Dire Straits had a massive hit with.....

Money for nothing, and there's chips for tea.

Chris:)

aquapiranha
21-10-2009, 21:30
A year has passed since I broke my nose

aquapiranha
21-10-2009, 21:33
http://img212.exs.cx/img212/7792/legolaschipshop3wy.jpg

Alex_UK
21-10-2009, 21:40
All of those are fantastic! I could well end up wetting myself after this - http://www.kissthisguy.com/

such gems as:

My anus is the center hole :lol:

and

Don't break my heart, my eggy bready heart :D

Barry
21-10-2009, 21:48
There's the Police with 'Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley'

Alex_UK
21-10-2009, 21:53
Sorry Dan - I think we've taken it away on the other thread TGW links to above, but thanks for doing an impromptu "from the grave" (its not even Monday!) - I think we could all do with a good giggle! ;)

Joe
21-10-2009, 21:55
My wife misheard a Bob Dylan lyric as:

'She can take the dog out of a night-time'

DanJennings
22-10-2009, 09:23
She looks like a moomin (repeated) at about the 40 second mark

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DanJennings
22-10-2009, 09:24
There's the Police with 'Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley'

I always preferred 'Salami'

DanJennings
22-10-2009, 09:29
wow, I feel a bit like I'm spamming... oh well....
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Barry
22-10-2009, 22:49
The Jam - ''Eating Trifles"

The Grand Wazoo
22-10-2009, 22:58
David Bowie - Soul Love (from Ziggy Stardust)

'New love - a boy and girl are talking
New words - that only they can share in
New words - a love so strong it tears their hearts
To sleep - through the fleeting hours of morning
Love is careless in its choosing - sweeping over Cross and Blackwell'

Alex_UK
22-10-2009, 23:17
The Jam - ''Eating Trifles"

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

A favourite from my yoof - that is very funny!

The Grand Wazoo
13-04-2011, 23:49
As suggested by Barry in the Degrees of Separation thread, I'm resurrecting this thread with some of his favourite music

Mercyful Fate - 'Come to the Sabbath'

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I'm particularly taken with the lyrics from the 2nd verse (starting at about 18 seconds in) which appear to say:

Come, come to the Sabbath
Down by the ruined bridge
Leaning on the rusty vaginas
Called from the heart of Hell

Please note - the music described in this post does not necessarily reflect the taste of the author!

Pete The Cat
14-04-2011, 09:45
Another one used by Maxell in an advert, virtually every line of The Skids' "Into The Valley" delivers, eg...

"Juicy men embalmed her,
Lung nearly gave"

Pete

Alex_UK
14-04-2011, 12:51
Can't for the life of me remember who it was, but when I was a youngster me and my mate dug out his mum's singles, and an old blue record player (Dansette or similar, I guess) and were wetting ourselves at a guy singing that he would "swap his penis for a candy bar." It rather ruined it when his mum told us it was actually his peanuts he wanted to swap...

{EDIT - found it - it wasn't his penis he wanted to swap, he wanted to bet with it - it was - Eddie Cochran - The Drive in Show - about 25 seconds in... and again at 1:15! :D}

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Alex_UK
17-08-2013, 21:57
I literally cried watching this... :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Uv2fVaHSISw

Canetoad
18-08-2013, 16:55
Bloody brilliant!!! :lol:

The kids are really starting to grow up Alex. You must be very proud!

synsei
24-10-2013, 12:47
spotify:track:2seyQmk4bGYwHC0MoJWnWi

Honor Them All appears to begin in a fowl manner, "See the chicken choose your friends...." :lol:

Of course, what Janis is actually singing is the not so 'poultry', "See that you can choose your friends...." :D

mr sneff
06-11-2013, 19:29
The Ken Lee mangling of Mariah Carey's Without You _
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LTLEVC-sfQ